There's absolutely no explanation of what it is you're supposed to do next. I did the same to the patient's cover and then shit got real. By making a fist you can cling on to your dangerous bone saws and rib hammer like an infant who has just discovered it has opposable thumbs.

What you're supposed to do is press A, W, E, R and Space to control each of your surgeon's fingers. Who was this man? Why was his life entrusted to an unqualified imposter who had clearly walked into the hospital off the street? I slid the surgeon's hand around trying to interact with his tools, but ended up trashing the joint again.

So with nothing left to do, I decided to get on with it and meet my first patient. There was no tutorial lesson in sight, just a constantly ringing phone that told me it was shit or get off the pot time. The ensuing mess looked like my surgeon had just suffered a traumatic episode, as if the pressure had become too much for him to bear. 'This can't be right', I thought, as I slowly steered the doctor's virtual hand around his office desk in search of a tutorial option, sending pills and floppy discs cascading everywhere.ДЄnd then, naturally, I flipped myself the bird. Then I discovered my first task was to perform a heart transplant. I'd be Zach Braff from Scrubs, clumsily working my way through easy procedures to begin with before tackling the life-threatening stuff, getting less funny as I went. When I started playing this game I thought I'd begin as a fresh-faced medical graduate with little money and a raging hard-on for saving lives. (Harold lifts the boulder into the air.) Now, Stephen can finish the job.Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a strange, almost morbid game that proves VG247's Dave Cook should never be trusted with a person's life under any circumstances. Harold is strong enough to airlift a boulder off the tracks. Flynn: (narrating, voiceover) Harold! That's right.The images disappear and cuts to Harold and his hook on the boulder.) Which of these three will help him best? (Three more images appear.) Cable drums, jars of jelly or Harold? Gator: (narrating, voiceover) But now, there's a big boulder blocking his track.(The scene fades to the Rocky Ridge River and Stephen coming towards a big rock and stops.) Gator: (narrating, voiceover) Trevor! Well done! Trevor will take the hay bales away.The images disappear and cuts to Trevor clearing the hay bales.) Percy: (narrating, voiceover) Bertie The Bus to take them away, Trevor or Harold The Helicopter? Click on the one you think would help Stephen the best.(Three icons appear on the right side of the screen, one at the top and the last at the bottom.) Which of his friends will help Stephen clear the hay bales? Percy: (narrating, voiceover) But what's this? Hay bales are blocking his track.(The scene fades to Stephen coming towards some hay bales and stops as he sees them.) He has to pick up special coal for Henry (Green Arrow) from the Rocky Ridge Mine. Bertar: (narrating, voiceover) Stephen has a very important job today.(The next day, Stephen (Sinestro) is puffing through The Forest in an interface.)

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